George W’s confusion linked to drugs

Skrufff.com Top US columnist Paul Andersen called for George W Bush to be drug tested this week, following the President’s stumbling often dazed behaviour following the New Orleans disaster, which saw him smirking at inopportune moments and hugging random strangers at a Baton Rouge disaster shelter.

“Bush seems to be heavily narcotized given his lackadaisical role in this volatile, often tragic, world,” Mr Anderson suggested in the Aspen Times, “His recent speech about the devastation of Katrina was almost glib, and there's got to be a chemical rationale for the "What, me worry?"

In more Katrina news, gay obsessed religious organisation Repent America remained unrepentant this week about blaming the New Orleans disaster on sinners and fornicators, instead posting a link to a press release issued by Christian news organisation Agape Press which suggested ‘God may have used the hurricane to purge wickedness from the City’

“New Orleans now is free of Southern Decadence and the sodomites, the witchcraft workers, false religion -- it's free of all of those things now," Reverend Bill Shanks, pastor of New Covenant Fellowship of New Orleans declared in the release.

"God simply, I believe, in His mercy purged all of that stuff out of there -- and now we're going to start over again."

Despite the Reverend’s boasts, two dozen survivors marked Southern Decadence with a party in a bar in the French quarter, reportedly dressing up in beads and costumes, while evacuees staged in impromptu pub crawl and parade in Lafayette dubbed the "Unofficial Southern Decadence in Exile 2005: Floatin Floozies."