Say it with boobs

Lost for (polysyllabic) words? Lost your frontal lobe? Or just a lost cause? Well this is your lucky day (you were bound to have one eventually, although the string of bad ones has probably meant the damage is irrepairable - sorry!).

:Knock yourselves out:

This however, is much more high-brow. They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but if I learnt anything growing up in todays fast paced-slow thinking society, its that the only trick they need learn involves squatting on their haunches, raising a leg to an impossible azimuth and then shamelessly clean themselves most thoroughly. And in my efforts to educate the world -its one step along the road to my grand plans of conquest- you may learn something :Here: though I daresay some of you are old hands at this...