Danger's my middle name

I ran with scissors yesterday. I clearly defied modern parenting experience. My mother would be turning in her grave, if she were dead that is, which she isn't. But, whilst on the topic, does anyone have a 500 Ruble note to confirm this whacky picture? Ok, never mind, I looked on Wikipedia and their pictures of the note dont have the little guy. Also he is of a better quality than those two other little blurry sailors. The image that is, not of his station or character, I can hardly comment on that. Besides, we have established the non-status of him anyway. Ok. I'm done.