Marketing: Both Good and Evil

Sometimes those long lunches go on for a little too long it seems, and some crazy ideas seem inspired and perhaps some inspired ideas seem to end a sentence prematurely. Let me illustrate.

Ok, they are all brilliant ideas probably stemming from a few too many at lunch, but really this was just an excuse to put up this one below. Its just a little too hard to try and avoid some sort of pun. I dont know quite how to approach this one, possibly with rubber gloves and a ten foot pole. I couldnt use it myself. Unless it was in the name of comedy. But still, I'd feel a little dirty, and yet the soap is so close...